he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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