how can u be prego again
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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