Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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