I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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