Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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