I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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