Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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