shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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