He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its not stalking. its research.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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