Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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