so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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