Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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