i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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