I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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