Well douche your snatch and let's go!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Come on in and take your pants off
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