yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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