Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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