How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize
