I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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