I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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