there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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