i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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