Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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