Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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