u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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