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i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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