What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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