Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
