dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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