I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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