I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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