my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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