That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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