Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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