i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
