Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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