uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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