No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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