You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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