I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
