he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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