I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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