Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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