i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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