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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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