No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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