Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
high people should be assigned attendants
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
