he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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