I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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