it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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